I'm not like a regular uncle, Im a cool uncle

Ignition broke on my truck this morning. Had to borrow the gal's car - and later explain the Subaru with the "Hello Kitty" license plate doesn't belong to me.

I'll never have children, more than likely. For a variety of long winded reasons - another post for another day.

I think I'd make a mediocre father. I think I'd probably make a pretty decent uncle.

My sister wants to have children, but life is kind of getting in the way of that.

I have one very good friend who has a child, but no one else close to me.

I think I'd be a lot like Uncle Ted from "Bobby's World". Good in settings outside of my own - kids would probably be horrified or unsafe if they came to where I lived. I remember there was an episode where Bobby went to Uncle Ted's house and thought it would be fun and ended up being bored because all Uncle Ted did was play poker and watch TV.

I think I have a lot of life lessons I can dispense to eager youth. I just don't have the patience and mental fortitude to raise children.