Hijack #3

"The internet's really cool. Al Gore is a fuckin' genius. Or so he says."-- Things Keith says when he's groggy at 12:02 AM and he's laying in bed and he hears random typing at his computer.

"Eat that, penis! Feel the wrath of latex!"

Wow. This kid just won't stop.

Oh wait, he just did. Maybe he's sleeping now.

Keith is a wonderful, wonderful boy and I am a lucky, lucky girl. :) :) :)

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I never get hired.