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Clement, you better fucking bring it tomorrow...we need ya.

Party was cool. Offended the shit out of some guy. I didn't really give a fuck.

Hung with Jorden for a bit. Now I'm sitting here contemplating a fast food trip...hmm....

I need to write an email anyway.

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Well, the Red Sox lose again today. I get up at 10 AM to watch them lose 2 days in succession. Great. And it was a SHIT game too. They couldn't hit at all. In fact, outside of a weak ass sacrifice fly by Payton in the 2nd inning, they didn't score any runs until the bottom of the 9th with 2 outs when Renteria ripped a 2-run single which lasted until Timlin blew it in the bottom half on an Orlando Hudson double.

Roid boy Eric Hinske killed em today. 3 hits, 2 RBIs. Clement pitched well. Well enough I guess. When your team can only get one run while you give up 3 over 6, it ain't your fault.

This means one of two things...the Red Sox either are having a "hangover" year where they're too busy riding last year to be successful this year, or the new guys just aren't adjusting enough yet to play as a cohesive unit. If it's the latter, well, they'll get better and make a charge. If not, well, I get to ridicule and insult every team they beat a la "Well if the RED SOX beat them, they must REALLY SUCK!!!".

And as I type this Tiger Woods just won the Masters. Allow me to go slash my own throat...